document.write('<ol class="tumblr_posts">\x0a    \x0a        \x0a\x0a        \x0a\x0a        \x0a\x0a        \x0a            <li class="tumblr_post tumblr_link_post">\x0a                <a href="http://feeds.gawker.com/~r/lifehacker/full/~3/ZwQ_6hzXWXI/" class="tumblr_link" >Celebrate the Fourth of July with a New Desktop Wallpaper [Friday Fun]</a>\x0a                \x0a                \x0a                    <div class="tumblr_description">\x0a                        <p>If ever there were a holiday that yields colorful and flashy desktop wallpaper, it&#8217;s definitely the Fourth of July. Celebrate the Fourth on your desktop with these swanky fireworks wallpapers.</p> <p>If&#8230;</p>\x0a                    </div>\x0a                \x0a            </li>\x0a        \x0a        \x0a        \x0a        \x0a        \x0a\x0a                        \x0a    \x0a        \x0a\x0a        \x0a\x0a        \x0a\x0a        \x0a            <li class="tumblr_post tumblr_link_post">\x0a                <a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1196479/Pictured-The-battered-bruised-face-burglar-got-wrong-72-year-old-boxer.html" class="tumblr_link" >72-year-old retired boxer beats up knife-wielding knucklehead</a>\x0a                \x0a                \x0a                    <div class="tumblr_description">\x0a                        the inane Facebook photos make this story even more delicious  \x0a                    </div>\x0a                \x0a            </li>\x0a        \x0a        \x0a        \x0a        \x0a        \x0a\x0a                        \x0a    \x0a        \x0a\x0a        \x0a\x0a        \x0a\x0a        \x0a            <li class="tumblr_post tumblr_link_post">\x0a                <a href="http://feeds.gawker.com/~r/lifehacker/full/~3/CwQgKas3LEA/illustrated-chart-makes-coffee-drinks-easy" class="tumblr_link" >Illustrated Chart Makes Coffee Drinks Easy [Coffee]</a>\x0a                \x0a                \x0a                    <div class="tumblr_description">\x0a                        <p><img src="http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/lifehacker/2009/07/2009-07-02_092524.jpg" height="219" width="300" align="left" hspace="4" vspace="2"/>Whether you&#8217;ve got a fancy new espresso machine at home or you just want to get a better idea of how drinks are prepared at your local coffee shop, this handy chart can help.</p> <p>Designer Lokesh&#8230;</p>\x0a                    </div>\x0a                \x0a            </li>\x0a        \x0a        \x0a        \x0a        \x0a        \x0a\x0a                        \x0a    \x0a        \x0a\x0a        \x0a\x0a        \x0a\x0a        \x0a            <li class="tumblr_post tumblr_link_post">\x0a                <a href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/SmashingApps/~3/eAfD1lNGRf4/60-incredible-tutorials-and-resources-collections-for-designers-to-discover-the-best-of-the-web-in-june.html" class="tumblr_link" >60+ Incredible Tutorials And Resources Collections For Designers To Discover The Best Of The Web In June</a>\x0a                \x0a                \x0a                    <div class="tumblr_description">\x0a                        <span dir="ltr">We are always in search of great free resources, tips, tricks, etc. for our readers. Every day we work hard to find new resources and inspiration for designers like you. Today, we have another&#8230;</span>\x0a                    </div>\x0a                \x0a            </li>\x0a        \x0a        \x0a        \x0a        \x0a        \x0a\x0a                        \x0a    \x0a        \x0a\x0a        \x0a\x0a        \x0a\x0a        \x0a            <li class="tumblr_post tumblr_link_post">\x0a                <a href="http://www.engadget.com/2009/07/02/wind-powered-knitting-machine-takes-the-tedium-out-of-your-heirl/" class="tumblr_link" >Wind powered knitting machine takes the tedium out of your heirloom production</a>\x0a                \x0a                \x0a                    <div class="tumblr_description">\x0a                        <div align="center"><a href="http://www.merelkarhof.nl/merel%20karhof/Blog%20merelkarhof/234C1792-CA2E-44F5-9A49-0B9669A9E4DD.html"><img vspace="4" hspace="4" border="1" alt="" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.engadget.com/media/2009/07/windknittingfactory.jpg"/></a></div>\x0aKnitting is one of those acquired crafting skills we just never fully warmed up to. We&#8217;ll embroider, crochet, or quilt until the sun sets for the last time on the day of the apocalypse,&#8230;\x0a                    </div>\x0a                \x0a            </li>\x0a        \x0a        \x0a        \x0a        \x0a        \x0a\x0a                        \x0a    \x0a        \x0a\x0a        \x0a\x0a        \x0a\x0a        \x0a            <li class="tumblr_post tumblr_link_post">\x0a                <a href="http://feeds.gawker.com/~r/consumerist/full/~3/arkPTGd0MZg/bad-news-new-scientology-commercials-better-than-the-old" class="tumblr_link" >Bad News: New Scientology Commercials Better Than The Old [Cult Advertising]</a>\x0a                \x0a                \x0a                    <div class="tumblr_description">\x0a                        <img src="http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/consumerist/2009/07/scientology.jpg" width="158" height="119" align="left"/>Until recently, Scientology ads had a built-in safety valve to protect sane but impressionable people. They had the overabundance of numinous sky and sunset shots, fake gold lettering with&#8230;\x0a                    </div>\x0a                \x0a            </li>\x0a        \x0a        \x0a        \x0a        \x0a        \x0a\x0a                        \x0a    \x0a        \x0a\x0a        \x0a\x0a        \x0a\x0a        \x0a            <li class="tumblr_post tumblr_link_post">\x0a                <a href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/TheSecretDiaryOfSteveJobs/~3/dqy9ZmY9NZ4/well-played-microsoft-no-seriously.html" class="tumblr_link" >Well played, Microsoft. No, seriously.</a>\x0a                \x0a                \x0a                    <div class="tumblr_description">\x0a                        <embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/8-9Mjm-Hohc&amp;color1=0xb1b1b1&amp;color2=0xcfcfcf&amp;hl=en&amp;feature=player_embedded&amp;fs=1" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="never" width="425" height="344" wmode="transparent" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"></embed><br/>Here&#8217;s a great idea. Create an ad in which the name of your product (in this case, your new browser) is placed next to an image of a woman vomiting. Brilliant! B.F. Skinner (who was totally&#8230;\x0a                    </div>\x0a                \x0a            </li>\x0a        \x0a        \x0a        \x0a        \x0a        \x0a\x0a                        \x0a    \x0a        \x0a\x0a        \x0a\x0a        \x0a\x0a        \x0a            <li class="tumblr_post tumblr_link_post">\x0a                <a href="http://feeds.gawker.com/~r/consumerist/full/~3/kKUzmDqYkgk/eco+friendly-dish-detergents-do-they-clean-the-earth-and-your-plates" class="tumblr_link" >Eco-Friendly Dish Detergents: Do They Clean The Earth And Your Plates? [Eco-Friendly]</a>\x0a                \x0a                \x0a                    <div class="tumblr_description">\x0a                        <img src="http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/consumerist/2009/07/3574485923_72214dfd8f_m.jpg" height="240" width="148"/>What&#8217;s with these purported &#8220;green&#8221; cleaning chemicals? I&#8217;ve been known to mutter &#8220;it&#8217;s all a bunch of tree-hugging hippie crap&#8221; while I coat every surface in my house with the strongest,&#8230;\x0a                    </div>\x0a                \x0a            </li>\x0a        \x0a        \x0a        \x0a        \x0a        \x0a\x0a                        \x0a    \x0a        \x0a\x0a        \x0a\x0a        \x0a\x0a        \x0a            <li class="tumblr_post tumblr_link_post">\x0a                <a href="http://feeds.gawker.com/~r/consumerist/full/~3/ZYCK4Harq6Y/hardees-new-ad-our-food-tastes-better-than-someones-anus" class="tumblr_link" >Hardee&#039;s New Ad: Our Food Tastes Better Than Someone&#039;s Anus! [Badvertising]</a>\x0a                \x0a                \x0a                    <div class="tumblr_description">\x0a                        <img src="http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/consumerist/2009/07/ahole.jpg" height="127" width="158"/>Not to be outdone by <a title="Click here to read more posts tagged BURGER KING" href="http://consumerist.com/tag/burger-king/">Burger King</a>&#8217;s &#8220;<a href="http://adage.com/adages/post?article_id=137541">fellate our new burger</a>&#8221; ad, Hardee&#8217;s restaurant has launched a similarly <a href="http://adweek.blogs.com/adfreak/2009/06/hardees-commercials-dig-even-deeper-hole.html">juvenile campaign</a> with its new &#8220;biscuit holes.&#8221; You can probably guess where&#8230;\x0a                    </div>\x0a                \x0a            </li>\x0a        \x0a        \x0a        \x0a        \x0a        \x0a\x0a                        \x0a    \x0a        \x0a\x0a        \x0a\x0a        \x0a\x0a        \x0a            <li class="tumblr_post tumblr_link_post">\x0a                <a href="http://io9.com/5304862/what-do-you-think-is-happening-in-this-creature-from-the-black-lagoon-still" class="tumblr_link" >What Do You Think Is Happening In This Creature From The Black Lagoon Still? [Caption This]</a>\x0a                \x0a                \x0a                    <div class="tumblr_description">\x0a                        <img src="http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/io9/2009/06/creature-from-the-black-lag_01.jpg" width="201" height="160" align="left" hspace="4" vspace="2"/>The creators of <em><a title="Click here to read more posts tagged CREATURE FROM THE BLACK LAGOON" href="http://io9.com/tag/creature-from-the-black-lagoon/">Creature From The Black Lagoon</a>: The Musical</em>, launching at Universal Studios July 1, probably didn&#8217;t mean this still to look quite so obscene. What do you think these&#8230;\x0a                    </div>\x0a                \x0a            </li>\x0a        \x0a        \x0a        \x0a        \x0a        \x0a\x0a                        \x0a    \x0a</ol>');